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Denizlerden gelen adam, yasayan efsane Adnan Aybaba.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StpCiJ-x5io
“bon pour l'orient”
Az daha patlıyormuş..
http://www.milliyet.com.tr/2007/08/30/son/sonyas05.asp
“bon pour l'orient”
paten pistine kayak hocasiyla cikarsan boyle olur iste
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“bon pour l'orient”
Artık ayaklarım değil,elim kolum konuşacak..
“bon pour l'orient”
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070921/od_uk_...litics_marriage
gunun haberi, alman politikaci diyor ki evlilikler 7 sene sonra otomatik olarak bitsin, eger taraflar anlasırsa devam edebilirler.
boyle bir kanun teklifi getirseler ya bizim meclise de. hatta 7 bile cok 2-3 sene yeterli sanki..
Ahmet Cakar for prezidant
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDomEQeXX-0
http://www.medyatava.net/haber.asp?id=39820
haber muallak da.yorumlar süper..
http://www.haberturk.com/haber.asp?id=3887...p;dt=2007/10/04
“bon pour l'orient”
Ben youtube'daki yorumlara kopuyorum.Hatta bazen sırf yorum okumak için youtube'a girdiğim oluyor.Öyle böyle değil.
if you are reading this then warning is for you. every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. don't you have other things to do? is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? do you read everything you're supposed to read? do you think everything you're supposed to think? buy what you're told you should want? get out of your apartment. meet a member of the opposite sex. stop the exessive shopping and masturbation. quit your job. start a fight. prove you're alive. if you dont claim your humanity you wil become a statistic. you have been warned
Gelecegin psikopati
http://youtube.com/watch?v=os6DCcbPrK8&...ted&search=
ona girince bu cikti:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fQlJTGRwKY...ted&search=
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9'dan sonra 41 geliyor..maşallah...
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“bon pour l'orient”
Craiglist'den...
What am I doing wrong?
Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful
(spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy.
I'm not from New York . I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at
least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind
that a million a year is middle class in New York City , so I don't think
I'm overreaching at all.
Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could
you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around
200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won't get
me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married
to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as pretty as
I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I
get to her level?
Here are my questions specifically:
- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars,
restaurants, gyms
-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won't hurt my
feelings
-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)?
- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east
side so plain? I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have
nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop dead
gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What's the story
there?
- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment
banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they
hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?
- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for
MARRIAGE ONLY
Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself out there in an honest
way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being up front
about it. I wouldn't be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn't
able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a
nice home and hearth.
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with
services or
other commercial interests
PostingID: 432279810
THE ANSWER
Dear Pers-431649184:
I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully
about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament.
Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your
bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here's how I
see it.
Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a
cr@ppy business deal. Here's why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you
suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring
my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks will fade and my
money will likely continue into perpetuity...in fact, it is very likely
that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't
be getting any more beautiful!
So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning
asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation
accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty
hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in
earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!
So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy
and hold...hence the rub...marriage. It doesn't make good business sense
to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease. In case
you think I'm being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were
to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It's
as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.
Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So,
I wonder why a girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful"
as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to
believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K
hasn't found you, if not only for a tryout.
By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then
we wouldn't need to have this difficult conversation.
With all that said, I must say you're going about it the right way.
Classic "pump and dump."
I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of
lease, let me know.
I could be bounded in a nutshell and count myself king of infinite space.
It doesn't make good business sense
to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease.
if you want to enter into some sort of
lease, let me know.[/b]
Craiglist'den...
What am I doing wrong?
Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful
(spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy.
I'm not from New York . I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at
least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind
that a million a year is middle class in New York City , so I don't think
I'm overreaching at all.
Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could
you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around
200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won't get
me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married
to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as pretty as
I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I
get to her level?
Here are my questions specifically:
- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars,
restaurants, gyms
-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won't hurt my
feelings
-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)?
- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east
side so plain? I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have
nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop dead
gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What's the story
there?
- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment
banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they
hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?
- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for
MARRIAGE ONLY
Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself out there in an honest
way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being up front
about it. I wouldn't be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn't
able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a
nice home and hearth.
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with
services or
other commercial interests
PostingID: 432279810
THE ANSWER
Dear Pers-431649184:
I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully
about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament.
Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your
bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here's how I
see it.
Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a
cr@ppy business deal. Here's why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you
suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring
my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks will fade and my
money will likely continue into perpetuity...in fact, it is very likely
that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't
be getting any more beautiful!
So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning
asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation
accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty
hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in
earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!
So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy
and hold...hence the rub...marriage. It doesn't make good business sense
to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease. In case
you think I'm being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were
to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It's
as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.
Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So,
I wonder why a girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful"
as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to
believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K
hasn't found you, if not only for a tryout.
By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then
we wouldn't need to have this difficult conversation.
With all that said, I must say you're going about it the right way.
Classic "pump and dump."
I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of
lease, let me know.[/b]
arkasi gelmez dertlerimin...
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/tpa/409930561.html
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.
Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.
I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."
This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.[/b]
arkasi gelmez dertlerimin...
Bunu gunun nesine koyayim bilemedim
Sekeroglan
Bunlar sekeroglanlar
topla gel
...aha bu da Arif oglan
anladiniz mi ulen :P
Done with fish.
So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning
asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation
accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty
hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in
earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you![/b]
bir de beni insult etmeyin, bakin durust bi sekilde kendimi ortaya koyuyorum filan demis bagyan
There are moments in life when true invective is called for, when it becomes an absolute necessity, out of a deep sense of justice, to denounce, mock, vituperate, lash out, in the strongest possible language.
Adam, kiza depreciating asset , kendine de earning asset demis. Hatta kizin depreciation I hizlanacak filan demis. Burayakadar soyledikleri dogru sayilabilir.
Ama zaman ilerledikce kendininin yaslanacagini, yasliliigin kendinden gotureceklerini hic ortaya koymamis. Sonsuza kadar earning asset olamaz kimse. Belli bir yasa gelir, bakar ki, zamanin kendinden goturdukleri , maddi kazanclarindan cok olmaya baslamis, trade etmenin getirisi az olmaya(keyif vermemeye ) sermaye tukenmeye baslamis, trade den vazgecer, 25 lik yavruyu buy n hold etmeyi karli gorur. Sonuc
Kizcagizin bence sansi var. herif de 10 yil sonra bir 25 ligin ayni sorularina cevap yazsin bakalim, ayni seyleri mi yaziyor, yoksa privateden kizin telefonunu mu istiyor
evlilik zaten lease oluyor bu mantiga gore. en kotu ihtimalde anlasmayi bozar tazminati odersin. katolik nikahi degil ya bu...
mesajlari ayni kisi yazmis gibi geldi bana. hatta bu kisi dimple olabilir.
-)--------
:P
I could be bounded in a nutshell and count myself king of infinite space.
Yeni ogrendigim iki fikra
Meraklisina not:
Fikralardaki "becermek" kelimesinin yerine istediginiz uygun kelimeyi kullanabilirsiniz.
1.
Padisah sarayinda otururken cani sıkılmıs, toplumun nabzini olcmek icin saraydan gorunen koprunun basina bir zenci dikilmesini emretmis vezirine. Zenci kopruden gecmek isteyenleri becerip gecmelerine oyle izin veriyormus. Aradan bir kac gun gecmis halktan tepki yok kizmis ve vezire koprunun cikisina da zenci koymasini emretmis. Aradan birkac gun gecmis tekrar. Halkta bir tepki yok. Pencereden izliyormus insanlar hallolup karsiya geciyorlarmis.
İyice sinirlenmis halkin arasina inmis. Cevresine toplananlara sormus.
-Ey halkim benden uygulamalardan yana bir sikayetiniz var mi?
Halkta bir tepki yok
-memnunuz padisahim
demisler.
Padisah iyice sinirlenmis.
-İyi dusunun hic mi itiraziniz yok uygulamalardan yana
diye sormus.
Birisi kemkum ederek
-padisahim aslinda uygulamalardan yana bir sikayetimiz var.
demis.
Padisah sevinmis
-Nedir sikayetin?
demis.
Adam da
-padisahim koprunun girisine tek zenci koymussunuz kuyruk oluyor zenci sayisiniz arttirabilir misiniz? demis.
2.
İki tane gay metroda beklerken biri "ben bir sigara icicem" demis. Arkadasi da "arkandaki esek kadar tabelayi gormuyor musun? Sigara icmek yasak" demis. Adam da "amaaann bizim halkimiz cok duyarsizdir ben simdi burda sigara icsem bir allahin kulu da ne yapiyorsun demez demis ve sigarasini icmis tabelanin altinda. Hakikaten de kimse birsey dememis.
Bak simdi biz burda sevissek hic kimse karismaz insanlarimiz o kadar tepkisizdir demis ve tabelanin altinda sevisip gitmisler. Karisan gorusen olmamis.
Aradan birkac gun gecmis ayni mekana iki adam gelmis. Biri "ben bir sigara iceyim" demis Arkadasi da "duuur napiyorsun gecen gun burda biri sigara icti, adami tabelanin altinda catir catir duzduler."
Fikra yazmak zor ve sıkıcıymıs ayrica anlatmak gibi olmuyormus.
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